Once upon a time, those who liked their porn rough, aggressive, and potentially humiliating to its featured performers would grab an Anabolic release, hand over some cash, and walk out of an adult video store secure in the knowledge that what sit in the brown paper bag tucked under their arm was going to satisfy... and how! Nowadays, though, in the age of portable HD-enabled media devices, instant interactive video streams, and a porn industry that could easily be called overabundant, Anabolic seems a relic of the past and not in a flattering nostalgic way. Mr. Pink went undercover (i.e.: combed my hair and wore glasses) to infiltrate this legendarily risque company and find out exactly what the fuckin deal is with Anabolic these days. You want the report, sure, and you're entitled to it, but heed this warning: like a man hearing a private dick's reports of his wife's infidelity, you might not like what I'm about to tell you.
Reviewing a site called Crygasm? See, this is why I love my job. I get to sit at my desk, listen to Korean disco music, watch, and then write about, pornstars masturbating to the point of inducing a good, solid crying session. I get to see Rachel Roxxx and Mason Moore well up and let loose a few choice streams of cheek-wetting tears, throwing their bad-ass-bitch facades out the window. A deep and penetrating look at the complex ties emotions have to the female sexual experience, Crygasm isn't something you'll want to see every day, but it is definitely something worth seeing.
Some believe women are most sexually desirable in their early twenties, but Veronica Avluv destroys the notion by throwing her incredibly sexy 39-year-old self into scenes so rough, raw, and totally hardcore they'd make any porno newcomer wince, blush, and plotz all at the same time. Taking on all comers, male or female, often two or three at a time, and doing it all while looking like a refined, seductive Hollywood starlet of years gone by, Veronica Avluv's Club is one well worth examining closer.
Short of calling up every woman you know over the age of 40, how are you, dear reader, to prove that “mature” women truly are the most satisfying sexual partners. Well, since you’re clearly a porn fan anyway, why not take Real Mothers Exposed’s word on the matter? Presenting almost 80 scenes of carnally ferocious 30-somethings and 40-somethings (and perhaps even a 50-something or two) sucking cock, riding hard, and having the sense screwed out of them by appreciative younger men, Real Mothers Exposed is yet another pornsite aimed at MILF lovers everywhere. Can it impress enough to become a significant contributor to the MILF porn genre? Read on, young buck, and find out!
Porn is rarely considered art, which makes Low Art Films' decision to include the A-word in its very name a bold one indeed. With dark, high-contrast lighting, plenty of fake rain (among other liquids) and some of porn's most dazzling performers, Low Art Films seems set to rock you right outta your hole-riddled old football socks. Or, it would if there were any recent or forthcoming updates to gawk at. What does the future hold for Low Art Films? It's too early to say at this stage, but, as always, Mr. Pink is about to dig deeper and deeper into the sordid and saucy world of Low Art Films.
Unlimited MILFs? What self-respecting (and appropriately humble) man wouldn't want to be taught a relentless curriculum of tonguing, rimming, fingering, fucking, and generally satisfying every possible urge held by the horniest mature women in porn. From Raylene to Rayveness, from Julia Ann to Lisa Ann, from Kendra Secrets to whoever's the next dynamic new MILF on the scene, Unlimited MILFs is sure to have them sucking and fucking their hearts out for your education and entertainment, bless them.
Porn and technology have always made wonderful bedfellows, each aiding and abetting the other's rise to power and prominence until they're so intertwined we can barely tell where one ends and the other begins. Sex Boss POV is evidence of porn's tight connection to technology: a site built from the ground up to be viewed on tablets and smartphones, with solo hardcore videos seeing porn's brightest newcomers fill every pixel of the vertical frame they've been allowed to play around in. Pleasuring themselves and telling you all the various ways they want you to join in, the ladies of Sex Boss POV have never been seen like this before.
Those unable to manage sexual self-satisfaction without the abusive verbal "encouragement" of a stunningly sexy pornstar who has slipped into shiny nylon stockings will practically plotz upon visiting Jerk Off Instructors, one of the more intriguing sites on the Fetish Network. With more than a hundred exclusive scenes that show everyone from Nina Hartley (still going strong) to Erica Campbell (long since gone) laying back in sensually appealing hosiery, showing their barely concealed coochies, and verbally coaxing, abusing, and otherwise "encouraging" you to blast your load into a waiting Kleenex or gym sock, Jerk Off Instructors is exactly what it claims to be, just more disappointing. Full details coming up right now!