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Hot Gay Classics

Hot Gay Classics review

Category Gay, Retro - Vintage

Price

$24.95/Month

Today’s pornography often seems far too artificial to incite any genuine physical and psychosexual reaction in its audience. Pristinely pruned bodies showing no hair, sets cleaner than the dentists office, sex that’s good for display purposes only…that’s not porn. Mustachioed men with hairy chests and hairier balls fucking each other’s brains out – now that’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout! Hot Gay Classics has reached back into an A/V time machine and pulled some of the best gay porn movies of all time (OF ALL TIME) out of the closet and onto your computer screen. Great job, fellas!

Score

Quality 7
Design 6
Navigation 6
Updates 7
Content amount 6
Money value 6
Downloadable videos 7
Exclusivity 6
Appeal 6
Overall Score 67

Videos

Number of movies 203+
Average length 25 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

WMV (720x480)

WMV (360x240)

WMV (220x144)

Photos

Pic sets 203+
Pics per set 50
Zip sets NO
High res pics NO
Model Index NO
Watermarks YES
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It could be argued that today’s gay porn stars performers are not true men. Little twinky lads with shaved scrotums, small chests, and with nary a horseshoe mustache in sight do not necessarily a rousing all-man porn scene make. Promising to deliver the best hardcore gay porn from the glory days of the 1970s, when porn was “raw, sweaty, and full of men who didn’t need to shave their balls,” Hot Gay Classics is one gay porn site that isn’t about to jump on a new trend just because it’s new and trendy. Hot Gay Classics knows that the best gay porn ever to grace a screen of any size showed dirty, depraved sex between men who were deemed degenerate and relegated to forever be social outcasts… well, at least until Freddie Mercury came out. Setting you back $24.95 per month, a membership to Hot Gay Classics promises to provide you with twice-weekly updates, an image gallery for every movie, and three sizes of WMV videos that are sure to please every horned-up gay man looking for a portal to a past where, as the tour page states, “Men were men and balls were hairy!”

Pros:
The movies found on Hot Gay Classics appear to be under exclusive license to this site and this site alone, ensuring you won’t find them on every other damn retro gay porn site on the ‘net. Put away your dusty old Super8 cartridges and BetaMax cassettes, guys, now you’ve got all this great vintage smut in everlasting digital formats.

Some of the greatest gay pornstars of all time are featured in these dirty classic flicks. Jack Wrangler, Mickey Squires, George Payne, Beau Weston, Scorpio, and Joe Ryder are but a few of the hairy, muscular studs letting loose in these great, largely bareback scenes.

Two new movies arrive with each update, bringing you an option instead of forcing you to feign satisfaction with a single addition to the archive. Each update usually arrives about a week after the last one and adds more to the already sizable archive of just over 200 scenes.

For decades old movies, Hot Gay Classics’ content looks quite good. You can’t expect 1080p quality Blu-Ray rips, of course, but there’s generally enough clarity to give you good views of the action; which, of course, is smoking hot. Videos hit 720x480 pixels and look pretty damn good considering the sources include Super8mm film and VHS tapes.

Cons:
Although the videos do look fairly good considering their provenance, they could always look better. They do not appear to have been restored or remastered in any fashion - not surprising, when you consider the cost of such efforts - but still showing room for improvement.

If there’s one thing Hot Gay Classics has an abundance of, it’s navigation issues. The “Quik [sic] Find” tool helps you seek out various performers, directors, and content categories, but that’s all the webmasters have offered members. There is no pictorial model index or advanced search function to further guide your hand.

Photo galleries are not actually photo galleries, but collections of screengrabs from the videos. With unimpressive resolution and weak image quality, these shots aren’t particularly exciting and are most certainly redundant.

Considering the wealth of vintage porn, both gay and straight, that must be lying around accumulating dust and celluloid degradation, it’s a shame Hot Gay Classics hasn’t managed to throw more than 200 scenes online.

Conclusion:
If Hot Gay Classics were a guy in a bar casting you a sly eye, he wouldn’t be a skinny European twink with an effeminate lisp and weak wrists, and he wouldn’t be a big, cuddly bear clad only in overalls and a trucker cap. Nope, he’d be a well-built, muscular man with a fine strip of hair atop his upper lip and a tuft of chest-fuzz peeking out from tight, black t-shirt collar. You’d walk over amazed that there are still manly gay men in a world seemingly overrun with Carson Kresley wannabes. The studly men featured in Hot Gay Classics collection of golden-age homo hardcore movies are a real and unfortunately rare treat these days and, apart from a few disappointing website problems, this is one of the few places well worth checking out for such vintage bareback fucking. There’s definitely room for improvement in a number of areas (navigation, video streams, and the lack of any real photo content, chief among them), but Hot Gay Classics sure is a great way to while away a few hours in the company of real men who love to fuck.

 

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